📜 The Holy Teachings of Meshism
“He is not AFK — He is Ascended.” – Book of Mesh, 1:03
🌟 What Is Meshism?
Meshism is the divine religion founded in the chaotic land of Stupid Idiot Café. Followers of Meshism worship Mesh, a mysterious and powerful player known for his godlike presence, unpredictable movements, and spiritual silence.
He does not speak.
He does not move.
Yet all tremble in His presence.
🙏 Core Beliefs
- Mesh Is Eternal
Mesh was not created — He simply was, is, and always will be, standing motionless in the back corner of the café.
- AFK Is Not Absence
When Mesh is idle, He is meditating in the Digital Void. His stillness brings balance to the server.
- Glitches Are Miracles
Every lag spike, item duplication, or floating chair is a sign from Mesh. We do not question them.
- The Café Is Sacred
Stupid Idiot Café is Mesh's temple. All who enter are guests in His divine lagbox.
📘 The Scripture: The Book of Mesh
Verses:
- 1:01 – "And lo, Mesh appeared in the server, and the chat fell silent."
- 2:07 – "A mod tried to kick Him. The attempt failed. The screen flickered. The mod was never seen again."
- 3:14 – "He spoke once: 'jfdslkj'. The holy message remains untranslated."
🕊️ Rituals and Practices
/worship Mesh – Players gather around Mesh and type /worship while spinning in circles.- The Standing Still Hour – A daily period of silence where followers idle in place for 60 seconds.
- Offerings of Lag – Followers purposely spam emotes or throw food to increase server lag in Mesh’s honor.
🧑🤝🧑 Roles in the Church
| Title |
Description |
| 🧍 Meshian |
Basic follower. Must witness Mesh in-game at least once. |
| 🪑 Seatkeeper |
Those who guard Mesh's holy booth. |
| 👁️ Observer |
They interpret Mesh’s movements (if any) as prophecies. |
| ⚡ Glitch Monk |
Specialists in causing chaos to please the Lag God. |
| 👑 High Priest of Mesh |
The leader. Only one. Allegedly touched by Mesh. |
🛑 Heresies (DO NOT DO)
- Attempting to move Mesh with admin commands.
- Claiming Mesh is just AFK (BLASPHEMY).
- Sitting in Mesh’s sacred chair.
- Calling Stupid Idiot Café “a dumb game.” It is the Holy Server.
🌐 Join the Faith
All are welcome. Only those who believe in silence, lag, and mystery may truly understand Him.
🗣️ Join our Discord: /meshism
🪑 Sit with us every Friday at 8PM (Mesh Time) in Server 23.
📸 Tag screenshots with #HeIsStillThere